My name’s Norman Ovenseri and outlandish ideas are the best.

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Recent Posts

  • Fixing Gradle Javadoc task failure when using Java Modules

    Updated at October 20, 2020 at the 08th hour

    You may be familiar with this shitty error probably using Gradle 6.7:

    Caused by: java.lang.ClassCastException: class java.lang.String cannot be cast to class java.util.List (java.lang.String and java.util.List are in module java.base of loader 'bootstrap')

    You likely have this in your afterEvaluate block:

    javadoc {
      inputs.property("moduleName", moduleName)
      doFirst {
        options.addStringOption('-module-path', classpath.asPath)

    You can fix it with:

    javadoc {
    inputs.property("moduleName", moduleName)
    options.modulePath = classpath.asList()
  • Don't Go to Doctors who Measure your BMI

    Updated at October 20, 2020 at the 05th hour

    Anytime a doctor measures my BMI, I say this doctor is a hack and never go to the same doctor again.

    Here's an NPR story on why BMI is literal bullshit: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=106268439

    Yeah, it is a fucking hack that takes no other things to measure. Lol, because waist size just does not matter apparently. Imagine being full of muscle, but being told by your robot doctor that you are obese. LOL 😭πŸ€ͺ

    BMI = (Weight in Pounds x 703) / (Height in inches x Height in inches). WTF is this equation? Height ^2? really? Whats the 703 constant all about? Might as well make my own statistic too.

    I never repeat visits to doctors who measure my weight and calculate a BMI. I'm not going to argue with them how fucking stupid it is and that what they are doing is a scam to trick people into bullshit. I don't know maybe next visit they'll sell you a lose weight drink. Guess I'll never find out.

    I suppose when you have Harvard articles like https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/how-useful-is-the-body-mass-index-bmi-201603309339, then it is not a surprise some doctors use BMI to actually determine your body fat..

    BMI is bullshit and there are likely better...

  • Cute Funny Shit I saw Last Week (10/11/2020)

    Updated at October 19, 2020 at the 01th hour
  • Joe Biden should stick to Town Halls

    Updated at October 18, 2020 at the 02th hour

    Much better experience than retard debates with the rTard 45th. Fucking a.

    Much better to hear what he has to say about what he thinks and how he grapples with his past, present and how he hopes to contribute to the country's future.

    It is more bearable to watch. I didn't bother watching the debate only clips of it because I already knew what was going to happen. Does anyone not remember 2016 Election debates? I watched Trump at that time and during his rallies. He is an attention hog. If he doesn't have much to go on, he'll suck the air dry with bullshit.

    I paid more attention to Trump than anyone else running for the pres at that time because I found it fucking sad that anyone would vote for the guy. No plans, nothing but marketing. Great marketing. Also a great con like the Nigerian Prince con. 'Hey, Nigerian prince here, I have money to give but no bank to store it in please supply me with your bank account and social so I can deposit the money' πŸ˜‚

    What can I say, Don the Con succeeded just like the Nigerian Princes.

    Anyway, Joe should stick to...

  • Take Trump to Prison!

    Updated at October 17, 2020 at the 01th hour

    A funny picture I encountered that I agree with. Maybe if he does, I can go back to being apolitical.


  • Propaganda around Section 230 of the Communication Decency Act

    Updated at October 17, 2020 at the 00th hour

    This guy sums up what I agree with: https://popehat.substack.com/p/section-230-is-the-subject-of-the

    There's no reason why Section 230 should be invoked every time some politician feels offended.

    Fuck conservatives and their horseshit propaganda. Fuck Trump for that matter. Fuck the FCC if they turn it upside down.

    Section 230 this, conservatards. I am really annoyed by these politics and I lean towards apolitical.

  • Timeline Montage of Trump's Leadership though COVID

    Updated at October 16, 2020 at the 01th hour


    Could laugh, cry and/or get angry, but it is a pretty good summary.

    Investigate injecting disinfectant to kill COVID in the body. LOL! What a good joke like Trump's leadership.

  • Vocal Conservatives are Retards

    Updated at October 15, 2020 at the 08th hour

    If someone had to post illegally obtained materials concerning their Supreme Court nominee, they'd be up in arms about how Twitter and Facebook are allowing distribution of illegal materials therefore SECTION 230. I would have censored it all the same and shadow banned all conservatard accounts for contributing in the spread of bull shit.

    NY Post wants to distribute feces? Let them do it on their own site (freedom of the feces throwing). Fuck you NYPost for spreading misinformation and this faux outrage. Dumbfucks are going out the door. GTFO!

    Fuck off conservatards.

    Exactly the reason why I am incensed enough to vote conservatives the fuck out.

  • Not Arrested for Assault on Cop Wut the f?

    Updated at October 14, 2020 at the 01th hour

    πŸ˜‚ You are kidding. Guy shoves a cop while detaining his wife and all he gets is a warning. Murica, wtf? Because the guy is white and name dropping? Longer video will show the guy being detained after name drop after name drop and pissed off cop. I was expecting to see the man pile driven for assault given the fact that even barely touching a cop could get you thrown in jail.

    It is all about neighborhood and home values in the end. After all the places I've lived in, hah, cops won't treat you as aggressively as in a poor neighborhood.

    Who's the guy though? Mark Grisanti, a New York State Supreme Court Justice. Not that the cops knew that. You'd think he would be careful on the account that he is a judiciary.